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The Twelve Days of Christmas – Runner’s World Style!

Read this out loud and try not to laugh when you get to the ninth-day gift….

http://runningdoctor.runnersworld.com/2009/12/running-docs-12-days-of-christmas.html

Copied below in case you can’t open links!

Running Doc’s 12 Days of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me
This blog to stay in-ju-ry free!

On the second day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me
Two Gel Kayanos,
And this blog to stay in-ju-ry free!

On the third day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me
Three short shorts
Two Gel Kayanos,
And this blog to stay in-ju-ry free!

On the fourth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me
Four nipple guards
Three short shorts
Two Gel Kayanos,
And this blog to stay in-ju-ry free!

On the fifth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me
Five blister blocks
Four nipple guards
Three short shorts
Two Gel Kayanos,
And this blog to stay in-ju-ry free!

On the sixth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me
Six
Elvis bagels
Five blister blocks
Four nipple guards
Three short shorts
Two Gel Kayanos,
And this blog to stay in-ju-ry free!

On the seventh day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me
Seven
Runner’s Rule Books
Six Elvis bagels
Five blister blocks
Four nipple guards
Three short shorts
Two Gel Kayanos,
And this blog to stay in-ju-ry free!

On the eighth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me
Eight pairs of socks
Seven Runner’s Rule Books
Six Elvis bagels
Five blister blocks
Four nipple guards
Three short shorts
Two Gel Kayanos,
And this blog to stay in-ju-ry free!

On the ninth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me
Nine tubs of lube
Eight pairs of socks
Seven Runner’s Rule Books
Six Elvis bagels
Five blister blocks
Four nipple guards
Three short shorts
Two Gel Kayanos,
And this blog to stay in-ju-ry free!

On the 10th day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me
Ten
salt packets
Nine tubs of lube
Eight pairs of socks
Seven Runner’s Rule Books
Six Elvis bagels
Five blister blocks
Four nipple guards
Three short shorts
Two Gel Kayanos,
And this blog to stay in-ju-ry free!

On the 11th day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me
Eleven
baby aspirins
Ten salt packets
Nine tubs of lube
Eight pairs of socks
Seven Runner’s Rule Books
Six Elvis bagels
Five blister blocks
Four nipple guards
Three short shorts
Two Gel Kayanos,
And this blog to stay in-ju-ry free!

On the 12th day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me
Twelve race entries
Eleven baby aspirins
Ten salt packets
Nine tubs of lube
Eight pairs of socks
Seven Runner’s Rule Books
Six Elvis bagels
Five blister blocks
Four nipple guards
Three short shorts
Two Gel Kayanos,
And this blog to stay in-ju-ry free! 
 
Hope everyone’s Christmas Eve is going well!!

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8 Responses

  1. Happy Christmas Eve!!

  2. Haha, that reprise is AWESOME! Thank you for sharing.

  3. That is so cute!! I love it!
    Merry Christmas!

  4. nice! gave me a good LOL
    Hope you had a nice holiday, Katherine!

  5. Ah, I was missing your verse, Ms. Katherine. Thanks.

  6. …I don’t get it.

    HAHAHA kidding kidding. Kind of.

  7. Great song. I will include it next year in the caroling line up!

  8. hahah that was awesome, lol.

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